《Classifieds 》作者：- Mike Resnick【EPUB】

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Classifieds by Mike Resnick -----------------------------------Science Fiction/Humor A DF Books NERDs Release Copyright ??1994 by Mike Resnick First published in Alternate Hilarities, ed. Alexandra Zale and Devon Tavern, June 1994 From the Classified section of the Antares Gazette, Octember 47, 2771 A.D.: * * * * REAL ESTATE: Fixer-upper! War-torn planet for sale. All major continents in place, unobtrusive bomb craters can be easily landscaped with minimal terraforming. Habitable again in 3822 A.D. All utilities included. Asking 35 million credits. Motivated seller. Write Cjsonti the Destroyer, Box 1013. Idyllic desert island, available on a time-sharing basis. Grundach trees galore, prize-winning methagulum flowers, grow your own pilchhh. Chlorine-breathers only. Price 200,000 kwechners, firm. Box 23. Price Reduced! Yes, the grand old McWhipple Estate on beautiful New Graustark is once again on the market. Own your